Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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