I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
