I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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