I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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