She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just want nice things and good sex
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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