D3 body, D1 cock
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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