I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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