she was so not down for the gang bang
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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