Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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Oh Jesus.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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