Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Houston, we have a blender
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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