I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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