You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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