I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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