i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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