We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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