ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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