dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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