physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I need water and some morals
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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