Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner