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(305): View more from Florida

1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.

(706): View more from Georgia

Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.

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(513): View more from Ohio

you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12

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(704): View more from North Carolina

they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.

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(815): View more from Illinois

New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Oh shit. There are penis maracas

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(417): View more from Missouri

Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."

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