my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't