As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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