i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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