thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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