I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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