This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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