I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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