Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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