Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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