what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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