Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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