I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize