But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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