Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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