do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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