if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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