Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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