We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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