Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Also, beer. Big fan.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
