How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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