Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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