like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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