After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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