My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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