That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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