So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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