And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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