you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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