Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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