just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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