He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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