He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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