I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she pinky promised me she was 18
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
