I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet