Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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