found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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