i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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