they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish life had little blips of pornography
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
