Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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