after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
