i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
In America we eat man semen.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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