ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
please don't ironically join a cult
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