All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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