Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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