We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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